Sleigh bells jingling. Lines forming for Black Friday shopathons. Radio broadcasters gushing: “The holidays are upon us!”
They are, indeed, upon us. And with their arrival comes the challenge of finding the perfect gift for every name on your mile-long list.
While we can’t tell you what to get Aunt Mildred (we’re not experts in the lace doily scene), chances are you’ve got at least one friend, relative, or co-worker who loves to spark up the occasional doob.
That one’s easy: we’ve got you covered with the top 5 cannabis stocking stuffers for your stoner Secret Santa, complete with recommendations from our expert Cannabis Guides across the Land of Lincoln.
*Disclaimer: When sharing cannabis with friends, be sure to get consent beforehand. Everyone reacts differently to cannabis, so always lead with clear and open communication.
#1 Smashin’ Passion—Passion Fruit Chews (Betty’s Eddie’s)
For the green-loving couples in your life, consider gifting a different sort of spark. After all, from “Baby It’s Cold Outside” to “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”, the holidays come with a venerable tradition: gettin’ cozy with your better half.
Enter Smashin’ Passion—Passion Fruit Chews. These delectable gummies, already brimming with THC (100mg), arrive enhanced with the full array of mother nature’s aphrodisiacs, such as:
- Horny goat weed
- Damiana and Muira Puama
- Maca root
Cannabis Guide Jarod from our Maryville location vouched for these tasty, cuddle-inducing candies: “Not only is the flavor better than any other saltwater taffy I’ve ever tried, but the ‘passionate’ effects 100% fit the description!”
You heard it here first: This is the perfect gift for your favorite pair of naughty list love birds. Just remind them to hang a DO NOT DISTURB sign for the carolers.
#2 Blueberry Clementine THCA Powder (Revolution Cannabis)
For those who haven’t heard: THCA powder is the latest cannabis craze sweeping the nation. THCA is a non-psychoactive (Wait! Hear us out…) chemical that’s native to unprocessed flower.
In its powder form, it cuts a pretty impressive figure. Snowy white and glistening. But that’s just the outfit it wears to the party. Heat it up, and voila: mega-potent, good ol’ fashioned THC.
This particular THCA—Blueberry Clementine THCA Powder—extracted from raw flower with the help of hydrocarbons, delivers a crystal clear buzz. Basically, it’s what any good little stoner dreams about plucking from their stocking come Christmas morning.
Plus, this smokable supplement is expert-approved. Cannabis Guide Cheyenne (also from our Maryville location) reports, “This THCA powder has an amazing taste, and it smokes well when mixed in with flower or added to a dab.”
#3 Gas Station Sushi Wax (High Supply)
Every year, holiday shoppers ponder the age-old question: what to get the person who has everything? The same goes for veteran tokers—the ones who’ve imbibed just about every strain and concoction under the sun.
Well, a hundred bucks says they’ve never tasted the wacky and wonderful flavors of Gas Station Sushi Wax (the name alone should be enough to pique their interest).
According to Cannabis Guide Cam from our location in Normal, “This is a concentrate with such a unique flavor profile—it’s savory and sweet. Plus, it’s a great intro to funkier strains.” With a perfect balance of outlandish and delicious flavors—and a bouncy sativa energy that will perk up even the most stoic personas—this is the go-to gift for that stoner who’s impossible to shop for.
Plus, it’s a perfect conversation starter. No one in attendance will be able to resist asking, “What the heck is gas station sushi wax?” Guaranteed.
#4 Blueberry Smalls Flower (Revolution Cannabis)
Ok, time for a little honesty break. Despite the mistletoe and the egg nog, the holidays can really start to drag. Consider:
- The overstaying in-laws
- The post-unwrapping chaos
- The 472nd rendition of “All I Want for Christmas”…
The holiday cheer can wear on you after a while. If your special stoner traffics in mellow vibes, the holiday season can be extra taxing. Lend them a helping hand by hooking them up with the pillowy vibes of some Blueberry Smalls Flower.
“Blueberry flower has that all-around relief you need during the holidays,” says Cannabis Guide Jacob, also from our Normal location. “It’s a great-looking product, and the smells and effects will set your day or night just right—even for those family functions or late-night wrapping sessions.”
A zippy yet sensitive hybrid, Blueberry Smalls softens the edges of even the most raucous family functions and adds the pep needed for crack-of-dawn gift opening (for those with jazzed-up kiddos). Plus, its rich blueberry flavor stands toe to toe with the gamut of holiday goodies.
#5 Banana Pudding Premium Flower (Tales & Travels)
While family affairs might exhaust you, there’s still boatloads of fun to be had. Sledding with the kids, wandering through Christmas light shows, curling up on the couch to watch “It’s a Wonderful Life.” Moments like these make us spend all year yearning for December.
So maybe the best stocking stuffer is one that subtly turns up the sparkle on the snow. Something that breathes a little extra cheer into this year’s caroling session.
That something would be the Banana Pudding Premium Flower, a heavenly hybrid that strikes the perfect balance between heady and chillaxed. The ideal companion for mellow socializing or hanging ornaments on the tree, it’s the most Scrooge-proof strain on this list.
Cannabis Guide Britnee from our Moline store says, “This strain boasts beautiful, crystalized buds bursting with flavor. The high is uplifting, with an even blend of body and head high.” In other words, it’s the secret ingredient to unmatched holiday cheer.
Give the Gift of Revolution
The holidays should offer good vibes for everyone, and that includes stoners. Rest easy knowing you’ve got your life’s ganja gang covered.
At Revolution Dispensary, we feature a stunning array of cannabis products, curated with connoisseur-level care. We’re basically Santa’s workshop—but for cannabis.
Whether you need holiday supplies, a hiking buddy, or a little something to spice up your next EDM carnival, our friendly Cannabis Guides stand ready to guide you toward your next cannabis adventure.
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Lonestar 92.5. 9 Christmas Songs With Surprisingly Naughty Lyrics. https://lonestar925.iheart.com/content/2018-11-02-9-christmas-songs-with-surprisingly-naughty-lyrics/
Luna Technologies. THCa Isolate FAQ.
