Whether it’s the clatter of the L-train rumbling past, or the pulse of a college party in Normal—Illinois cities keep the volume cranked. It’s why we all need a bit of an escape sometimes. And what better way than with one of Illinois’ stellar (and unsung) hiking trails?
Okay, there is a better way: upgrading the hike with a cannabis companion. Now we’re cooking.
So, what strains make the best compadres for the great outdoors? Well, that depends on the trail and your mood. To help you choose your excursion, we’ve paired the top 5 Illinois hikes with the perfect cannabis accompaniment.
Lace up your boots, roll up that joint, and let’s get trekking (and toking).
#1 Garden of the Gods Observation Trail x Fruit Stand (Tales & Travels)
Besides owning the most epic name of any hike ever, Garden of the Gods Observation Trail also boasts some serious scenery. From one-of-a-kind rock formations to lush, dreamy woods, it’s got it all.
Plus, the observation trail is only a mile long, making it an easy amble (ideal for soaking up your surroundings).
Our recommendation for a thoroughly divine time? That would be Fruit Stand, a cozy indica that features a euphoric, full body stone.
Let your mind drift. Savor the blissful surroundings. By the end of the day, you may be ready to extend your stay at one of the park’s free wilderness campsites (bring some s’mores supplies—you’ll thank us later).
#2 La Salle Canyon x Every Rose (Tales & Travels)
If you’re in the mood to burn a bit more energy, aim your wheels toward Starved Rock State Park, home of La Salle Canyon. This is a challenging, 4.2 mile out-and-back situation that winds alongside the Illinois River (and also passes the Illinois Dam).
Since you’ll need a bit more gas in the tank for this one, we advise taking along some Every Rose Easy Toke Flower and a couple rolling papers. Easy Toke is top notch flower, pre-ground to a perfect, smokeable consistency that retains every bit of power, flavor, and moisture.
Every Rose is a fizzy sativa that:
- Packs 17% THC
- Slices through heavy moods
- Dials up your energy
Like most sativa dominants, it’s also known to spark lively conversation. Invite a couple friends and debate what exactly a “starved rock” is while the river rolls past.
#3 Wildcat Canyon Waterfall x Purple Monarch (Revolution Cannabis)
A mere hour beyond the Chicagoland sprawl lies Wildcat Canyon Waterfall. The trail to the falls is a 2 mile out-and-back odyssey through dense woods and craggy rock formations. At the top, two mind-blowing lookouts await your arrival.
Celebrate the summit with a leisurely hang sesh overlooking the falls. Pair with the royally good vibes of Purple Monarch, an earthy indica renowned for its unique brand of chill euphoria. Let its soothing aura loosen up your sore calves as you watch the thunderheads drift by overhead. Good times…
#4 Little Grand Canyon Trail x Gorilla’d Cheese (Revolution Cannabis)
You’ve heard of the Grand Canyon, but have you heard of the Little Grand Canyon? The pride and joy of Pomona, IL, the Little Grand Canyon trail winds along the ridge of a lush valley (for you Lord of the Rings buffs: picture Rivendell) and descends rapidly to the canyon floor.
Don’t be shy about embarking on some off-the-beaten-path expeditions, either. Stunning river scenery awaits those who do. And your perfect canyoneering buddy is Gorilla’d Cheese.
Winner of the highest honors at the ‘20 and ‘22 cannabis cup, Gorilla’d Cheese has garnered renown for its:
- Mood-boosting powers
- Glistening trichome coating
- Ability to chill out a chattering monkey mind (ironic, we know)
Since Little Grand Canyon is quite a workout (3.6 miles, with plenty of elevation change), you may want to bring along the handy Mimosa Live Rosin Surp–Gorilla’d Cheese Drink Mix. The live rosin is infused with Gorilla’d Cheese Live Rosin to deliver rapid effects, so drizzle it into your choice of hiking electrolyte beverage and sip as you go for a steady, heady buzz.
#5 Morton Arboretum Main Loop x Hood Candyz (Revolution Cannabis)
Sometimes you’re not in the mood for a hike as much as a scenic stroll. If that’s your vibe, head to Lisle, IL and saunter along the Morton Arboretum Loop. With 0 feet of elevation gain, it’s the most chillaxed on this list.
While there’s multiple trail options, the Meadow Lake loop (located behind the visitor’s center) is an excellent starting point. There’s four loops in all, so if you want to keep wandering you can combine them for a 5-mile morning.
For your co-pilot, roll up some Hood Candyz to share. A good ol’ fashioned indica, Hood Candyz delivers supreme relaxation and a giggly stone that’s perfect for losing yourself in the trees (you may even start to understand the squirrel chatter overhead).
Revolution Dispensary: Great Strains for the Great Outdoors
The perfect way to get your mind in an outdoor mood? Sprinkle it with a little plant spirit. But just any old plant won’t do the trick.
You need top notch buds, tended with care. From seed to smoke.
At Revolution Dispensary, that’s our game. Our ever-expanding roster features dozens of award-winning premium strains to complement any experience, from a vibed out hike to a cranked-to-eleven concert. Plus, our crew of seasoned Cannabis Guides stand ready to light your way to the perfect spark-up.
Visit your nearest dispensary and pick up pre-rolls, gummies, or easy-toke flower to power your escape from the city. Happy trails.
